And it smells like french fries

"So...when are we going to switch cars?"

"What? We're not."

"...we're not?"

"Why would we?"

"How about because this is a twenty year old minivan that gets terrible mileage and apparently rejected the very notion of shocks."

"We're not dumping the van."

"Glen, come on. We need a better car."

"No."

"But--"

"NO. We are not dumping my mom's van!"

"FINE. I'll just bring it up again when this guzzler runs out of gas 200 yards from here."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Fine."

"Fine."